Sunday, February 12, 2017

Dear Shannon (me): 12/13/16

12/13/16

Dear Shannon:

Hey girl, it's me, Shannon. Sometimes you are working to make life changes. Frequently, you are working to make life changes. And when you are working specifically on the ones that are routine-based, it seems if you miss one time or one day, you think THAT'S IT! YOU SUCK!

Well, I'm here to tell you, that is just silly. Let's see how you did in the last four weeks…

You began November 15. First of all, good job just beginning in the middle of the month, and the middle of the week. Sometimes you like to say to yourself that you will start X, Y or Z in the new month or on Sunday. Nope, you just started. Good fucking job.

Goal 1-Eat three meals per day (meaning eat breakfast within an hour of waking): 96% successful
Goal 2-Have a snack every day: 100% successful
Goal 3-Walk a certain number of miles each day: 82% successful
Goal 4-Exercise 30 minutes at least 3 times per week: 66% successful (that's really good considering one of the weeks was Thanksgiving and then your period)
Goal 5-Stop eating two hours before bedtime: 78% successful

And your average success percentage is…..

84.4%

Well, Shannon, considering how much you believe in doing these things at least 80% of the time, good job!!!


Love you,


Shannon

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